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I cut fruit

Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?
by TheFroMeister November 25, 2016
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Rochester Paper-cut

Being grazed by a stray bullet.
Damn son, you just got a Rochester Paper-cut.
by Intellectual Wizard August 5, 2023
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editor cut that out

A catchphrase that Skeppy says to his editor whenever he humiliates himself too hard. This catchphrase was first discovered by his friend BadBoyHalo, and ever since then Skeppy has been exposed.
Editor: bro, did you see that bedwars fail you left on the recording?
Skeppy: editor cut that out
by KillstreakCuber February 8, 2021
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cold cut cock

1. A phrase describing something who is being uncooperative.

2. A brotha who has chosen a hoe over a bro
Ay, stop being a cold cut cock you sloot!!!!

Dude, that was pretty cold cut of you to do.
by Byron Sleepy July 13, 2016
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flop-cutting time

hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit
churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!

flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!

he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time
by michael foolsley November 6, 2011
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Shit hair cut

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.
Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT
by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020
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im cutting holes

Ben: you alright?

Sam: Im cutting holes
by gazebobutterchicken October 23, 2019
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