Noun(derived from Spanish word for old)-An older woman who tries to dress,act and flirt like she is a teenager.
by www.livejournal.com/users/ellamichelle April 19, 2003
Get the viej-homug. to not have a girlfriend but still have sex by running game on single girls or sometimes girls who are going out.
dude1: you aint got a girl?
dude2: nope
dude1: sohow do u keep ur flow?
dude2: I'm a labor ho bitch!
dude2: nope
dude1: sohow do u keep ur flow?
dude2: I'm a labor ho bitch!
by jazzyy October 5, 2006
Get the labor homug. by totally rotten May 25, 2003
Get the jippy homug. by slexy772 June 22, 2009
Get the ho draftmug. Otherwise known as a T3CH-H00.
A person with all the latest and biggest electronic devices. Almost any Tech-ho knows how to speak 1337 almost fluently.
Usually likes Electronic or Techno music.
A person with all the latest and biggest electronic devices. Almost any Tech-ho knows how to speak 1337 almost fluently.
Usually likes Electronic or Techno music.
"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that iPod.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those T3CH-H0's girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those T3CH-H0's? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total raver, 'kay?
I mean, her professional camera, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so High-tech, it's like,
out there, I mean - WOW. Look!
She's just so ... BIG!"
Guy: "Baby I love you."
Tech-ho: "Omg really?"
Guy: "Yes."
Tech-ho: "Would you do anything for me?"
Guy: "Of course baby."
Tech-ho: "Okay. Well I saw this amazing Phone today, it's brand new. And no one has it yet! Sooo... I'll totally bang you if you'll buy it for me."
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those T3CH-H0's girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those T3CH-H0's? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total raver, 'kay?
I mean, her professional camera, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so High-tech, it's like,
out there, I mean - WOW. Look!
She's just so ... BIG!"
Guy: "Baby I love you."
Tech-ho: "Omg really?"
Guy: "Yes."
Tech-ho: "Would you do anything for me?"
Guy: "Of course baby."
Tech-ho: "Okay. Well I saw this amazing Phone today, it's brand new. And no one has it yet! Sooo... I'll totally bang you if you'll buy it for me."
by Emma-lou who July 22, 2008
Get the Tech-homug. Extremely catchy and famous phrase from the movie slumdog millionaire. However, the two words should not be used lightly. They have often been found together in devil chanting and some believe that people who wear this name are the devil incarnate. Plaguing the world with disease and bringing horror to those who disobey. In the movie slumdog millionaire, Jai ho represents someone with no wheels.
by donkeysmash January 11, 2011
Get the Jai homug. bagdy's, all of them and the girls they run with, also boschen's, members of the duck family, and all those in cohorts with us
by alana April 9, 2005
Get the Ho-bagmug.