Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises

Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.

by Mr HJL January 17, 2008

doughy dick

A non-erect penis. Completely flaccid. Often the result of seeing a very unattractive woman.

"I looked at her and she gave me a doughy dick."

by gay_the_musical June 5, 2014

dick sword

Australian rhyming slang for Discord

OH YEAH MATE COP A FEW SNAGS ON THE BARBIE AND JOIN THE DICK SWORD SERVER UP THE APPLE AND PAIRS AFTER MATE

by DICKSWORD November 10, 2019

Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer for someone should beat somebody. For example in a video game or an MMA Fight.

"Grab his dick and twist it, do twist that dick! The Old Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at a MMA fight.

by BlechiBlech May 22, 2020

Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

by dicknoodling November 18, 2021

mosquito dick

is a very small penis

That guy has a really small wiener. He is a mosquito dick.

by Jefgg September 23, 2013