A male masturbation technique where you use open hands either on the top and bottom or each side of the shaft to vigorously more back and forth like how towelling off a dog to dry it after you wash them.
James has been “drying the dog” cause he has stitches in his thumb and can’t grip it with an orthodox grip…
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Get the Drying the Dog mug.Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
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