Cracker

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...

Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.

by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021

Cracker Island

A Term Used To Call Out Cults Or ARG’S Involving Cults Online.
The Term Originated From The Gorillaz Album With Same Name.

@RandomUser123 Replied To @giggleland
Yo This Is Some Cracker Island Type Shit

by CHROMASLAYER July 19, 2025

Faggoty Ass Cracker

The term used for men who act homosexual only in the presence of close male friends.

Dude why'd you slap my ass?

Cause your a faggoty ass cracker!

by CoochieColector March 24, 2021

Side cracker

When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low

Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?

Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.

by Xolu December 24, 2023

Cracker

A person who is as white as a saltine cracker, ghost, and dead body all at once and sometimes smells like ass.

"Ryan is such a cracker!"

"for real, he smells like horse shit but doesn't have enough tan to look like it!"

by ---eater900 October 19, 2023

cracker

not a slur

ur a cracker white boy

by faxed September 20, 2021

grammar cracker

1. A caucasian (white) grammar nazi.

2. This term is used, typically as a sarcastic remark, toward someone pointing out a grammatical error that was posted online.

"If you are a white grammar nazi, does that make you a grammar cracker?" {see grammar nazi }

by Johnny Cashed May 4, 2018