Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

Cow

Asher's mom

Look there is a cow

by I'm a furry January 18, 2018

cow pie

a pile of cow shit

i steped in the cow pie

by gvjj December 15, 2022

Cow

Moo

Moo "cow noises"

by I love gojou satoru December 26, 2023

cow corn

Dumb hick women who believe everything they're told. Usually a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are actually a 3 on her best day.

She thought she was peaches and cream but she was really cow corn

by Boomgoo January 24, 2021

Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

OG Cow Juice

The original cow juice of cow

Ex. Hey Albert, give me your OG Cow Juice!?

by IDon'tDropTheSoap November 6, 2019