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Chris's dick

Chris's dick is normally very small and shrimp-like.
He often Braggs about ho giant his cock is but in reality, it's tiny.
Your dick is so small you have Chris's dick.
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
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chris browning

To beat, bite or attack your wife or girl.
Dee:Damn, why is he chris browning his girl?

Nemo: I heard he caught her cheating...!

Dee: Word?
by Blakwout March 13, 2009
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Dirty Chris

When you pretend to order pizza to eat but you smear the pizza all over your naked body and invite the old women next door to eat of your body. You save a slice and make your "home made mayo" and put on the the slice and watch as she eats it.
Going to me grans, she has a best friend next door so might do a dirty Chris
by No gnomes sherlock July 12, 2021
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Chris Browned

Beating the crap out of your girlfriend at a public venue
Linny: Wow, did you see Jen's face today?

Rich: Yeah, her boyfriend Chris Browned the shit out of her last night after the awards banquet
by Zq8playboy February 22, 2009
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Chris Rock

An outrageously arrogant, over the top, bugget boy. A Bugget is someone who is either extremely well liked, or in this case, extremely disliked.
by ExBugget Lover March 13, 2018
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Chris Bosh

1. An NBA player who was drafted in the 2003 NBA Draft picked as #4 and spent half of his career in the Toronto Raptors. Bosh left the Raptors to join Lebron James and Dwayne Wade to the Miami Heat.

2. Chris Bosh is an alien that came from the planet Uranus and wears hyper boots to dunk and block shots.

3. Chris Bosh is the #2 most hated player in the NBA.
Jeremy: Hey did you see Chris Bosh's monster dunk?
Bob: Yeah I wish I had his hyperboots
by Mega_Asian34 July 13, 2011
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