Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

Egg child

Egg child is not an ordinary egg it is a special golden egg. There is only one egg child. It is a special extremely intelligent being.

Egg mom loves her egg child.

by Vomidech1t March 29, 2021

A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.

Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?

by Thedarklol September 13, 2022

scary child

fairly self-explanatory and child that is scary. Mainly because children are evil genuius that have their own secret socity to overthrow the government.

Joe: "I SAW A SCARY CHILD"

Brain: "GET TO THE BUNKER THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN."

by Snappy fish October 11, 2021

child is clips

it’s over or done with

bitch i don’t care how gansta i am if my favorite song starts playing child is clips

by Kambambam April 15, 2024

Child

Tommyinnit is a child

Person 1: Tommyinnit is such a child
Person 2: ikr

by CeliaSimmons_ June 30, 2021

cHilD

Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.

Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3

by Child UwU November 26, 2021