Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
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Get the child is clips mug.A certain ginger man, who is a toy merchant by daylight, and a fatui harbinger by night.
He is married to tara.
He is married to tara.
“Don’t be mean to him, that is Childe abuse”
“That was really Childe-ish, hahahahaha-…yeah that wasn’t funny was it?”
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Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
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