cheese knuckle 

Like a moose knuckle except it has the overwhelming odour of rancid cheese.

Man, I can smell that cheese knuckle from 6 feet away.

cheese knuckle by ritwil July 20, 2011

cheese fiend

A cheese fiend is one that finds themselves consuming large quantities of cheese. Their fridge is never devoid of cheese. They will require cheese to be added to every meal, or consider cheese to be a meal on it's own.

"We're not getting the cheese platter for dessert. Besides, we already had grilled halloumi for an entrée and cheese fondue as a main - I'm not sharing a cheese platter for dessert. Stop being a cheese fiend!"

Person 1: Is there any cheese left for the hotdogs?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: What! I only bought a new block yesterday.
Person 2: And I needed it all.
Person 1:You're such a cheese fiend.

cheese fiend by Dapper Zapper June 4, 2016

cheese monkey 

a person who sucks cock and likes the taste, thus being a cheese monkey due to the addiction to nob cheese, also see cheesey gums.

That daedo over there is a regualar cheese monkey.

cheese monkey by undercurent April 8, 2003

cheese whiz 

A rare medical disorder whereby n00bs at sex ejaculate and urinate at the same time, generally all over their fat partner's face. This medical condition was the inspiration behind the commercially successful condiment known as Cheez Whiz.

when BIlly Bob was done, Juanita had cheese whiz all down her hairy asscrack

"yo deaggg, after she finished rocking my cock i chezzed whizz all in her eyeballz"

cheese whiz by Jerry Slice October 30, 2007

Cheese Grater 

A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback

"Kim's back is bleeding really badly because she got a cheese grater last night"

Cheese Grater by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008

cheese tits 

the result of a waitress using arm service to deliver food to a table and her boobs coming in contact with any cheese or sauce which is highly visible

Jane said, "Eewww, we got the dirty waitress!" Dick said, "Look, she has cheese tits!"

cheese tits by Correen December 18, 2008

Cheese Covered Tack 

This is a discription for only THE cheesiest tackiest thing ever!!!!!!!

These song words are like cheese covered tack!

Cheese Covered Tack by Fisher Gurl Cat October 18, 2006