Captain 66

Brandon McCartney realized that hip hop today has more haters than there are people who praise what they actually like. So he hit the mall, swagged himself up, and went to work writing hilarious, self-conceited raps ever. Through websites like MySpace and Twitter (this was back when MySpace was a thriving community and the success of Facebook was a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's eye) he gained an online following and now has 5 albums out, thanks to the haters. By becoming this "persona", he's giving 0101010, a co-sign.

Like Omg 66 ! There goes the Captain 66 !

by 6 Kiss August 15, 2022

captainowen9000

the greatest Youtuber of all time, making great content with his friend almaxei and edited by the glorious Realtoblerone

go subscribe to captainowen9000 - almaxei

by urigta8eg August 27, 2022

Captain Saveahoe

When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons

His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.

by WiselSkielGrannel September 2, 2022

Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.

Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.

by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022

Captain Logic

Proud Captain of The Bellends

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!

by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022

Captain Finn

A god of basketball and fishing. He is always wet and can make a shot from seemingly anywhere. While he runs his own fishing industry named Finn's Wet Fishes, he is almost never actually seen fishing. Instead, he frequently practices his basketball skills and has never once been observed missing a shot. Furthermore, there always seems to be a basketball hoop somewhere nearby at any point he has been spotted.

"Hey is that a fisherman over there?"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"

by Ripoler October 17, 2022

captainpunko

The father of bankey, the talking blanket with 3 holes. 1 mouth hole, 2 ear holes

"here comes captainpunko."

by Cursed October 18, 2022