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Willie Washer

A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean
"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"
by Doobaloob January 14, 2017
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Peely Willy

Preferably this action shall be acted out upon a circumcised penis of moderate to enlarged length and girth to match the mouthfeel of a banana. Starting at the head/ tip of the penis four large incisions from said tip shall be moved downward towards the base of the penis. The incision shall just barely penetrate the surface of the skin. Once completed either the lone individual or a third party lover shall grab one at a time and pull back causing the skin to peel off like a banana skin. Only after all quadrants are officially peeled the irreversible act of oral sex may commence.
I tell you what man, a Peely Willy, will make you realize in the end all we are is dust in the wind.
by Magmawall July 11, 2024
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Wet Chocolate Willy

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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flip willie

a fake none respected person,one who is nothing, a pity, disloyal, disgraceful, untrusted, and unhonored person.
by D.A.B April 12, 2014
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Willy gilheaney

A boy who is always slow but very loveable and the best boyfriend ever gives the best hugs cuz he’s a bit chubby but very handsome
I love Willy gilheaney he’s my best friend ever
by Babykkk November 22, 2021
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Willy

The most innocent and hilarious name for a penis.
Johnny used to jack off so much and that’s what made his willy really sore.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
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