Dirty Joe Willis

When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.

"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

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West Virginia Willie

when one sticks his dick in the mason jar of moonshine then gives a "wet willie" with said, moonshine soaked dick, into someones ear.

Dude he just gave me a "West Virginia Willie!" Nasty!!

by Busch to my face October 09, 2020

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Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

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The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.

Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"

by pythonbytes August 10, 2022

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Willy from REaCH is a Child Molestor

by Kelsey HOlden October 06, 2008

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When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.

Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!

by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020

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Failure to complete a task to satisfaction by way of incompetency.

See also: screw up

Wow Britney Spears, you really did Pull a Willis with your career!

by Mike41 March 23, 2008

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