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Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."
by men_hot. March 15, 2023
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Brandon

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding
Brandon is a dodo bird you get it
by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024
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Brandon

He is a weirdo at all times and he is obese af!!!! every person addresses him as the ugly brandon he is always ejaculating and disrespecting people and cant fight he got beat up by a fat person and hes changing schools for special people like him!!!
Girl: Brandon just posted on his story
bop: oh u mean ugly brandon😂😂
by Popthatdoor June 9, 2024
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Bbl Brandon

The sexiest Rubinstein that has ever been created. To the point of blinding girls with prettiness. He always need one minute of himself to make sure he pulls baddies
by Bblbrandon of June 22, 2024
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Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
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Brandon and juliana

The couple that should’ve made it but problems occurred, they come back tg three times a year and Brandon can just never let her go and wishes juliana would just stay with him but it’s not possible sadly
Brandon and juliana were perfect… what happened? Juliana wanted something else
by Cuddlybroguy July 5, 2024
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ike aka brandon

black ass kid with no play and is ass at fivem
by aymjee July 11, 2024
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