mike shrubb

a fucking dumbass. You know that kind of guy that shows up and burns shit down, literally, yeah that’s a mike shrubb.

Dude, he caught that car on fire.

Yeah, that’s what a mike shrubb does.

by rrrrehskfbs April 24, 2020

Mike

A man who has seen many nuts before niya

Omg is that the nut man mike

by Bigman772 November 30, 2020

Mike Tyson

The only man to solat in the fuckin' cafe which didn't allow Muslim

Yo, you saw Mike Tyson

by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021

Mike Ags

When you say you'll show up but end up cancelling at the last minute, usually without telling anyone

Ah damn he pulled a Mike Ags on us again

by Krross July 4, 2021

aww mike

When a gay man doesn’t want to curse but wants to swear allegiance to te empire

Person 1: *hits person 2*
Person2: aww Mike! That Miken hurt

by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018

mike v

(v) the act of having sex for less than 3 minutes in an auditorium bathroom.

Kid: "Teacher can I use the restroom"
Teacher: "As long as you don't mike v. That is not school appropriate."

by Gobestar September 8, 2016

Mike Aragon

An egotistical narcissist that does nothing but think about himself

Mike Aragon is the biggest asshole anyone will ever know

by Qspy May 16, 2021