Brandon Boxley

Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.

Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?

Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!

by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021

Brandon Chong

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3

Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants

by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024

Brandon Zachary

an idiot that can't grow a beard

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot

by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021

Brandon L. C.

A person who gives an abundance of joy, humility, and time and expects nothing in return. They are good with computers, especially Photoshop. They are great at everything they do because they do everything with passion. The full definition of a Brandon L. C. is much longer, but the most important detail to know is that meeting a Brandon L. C. will be the greatest experience in one's life.

Today I met a Brandon L. C. during a scavenger hunt and my life has been changed for the better because of it.

by DingleDick Shocker January 9, 2014

brandon carmen

someone who is gay and only wants dick even if someone is trans the breandon carmen whats real dick and real dick only

trans person who is female to male :hey wanna go on a date

brandon carmen :hell naw you have no dickkk

by i loveeeee brandin carmen August 10, 2017

Brandon Rosales

Sexy af. Angels lover 🥰

Holy shit Brandon Rosales is hot af. I'd smash angel.

by Eden-jay May 12, 2021

Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.

Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"

by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014