Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.
'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'
'your mum'
by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.
wow that is so brandon
by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021

An awful guy. He’s the type of guy who wears creeper jackets. Some Brandon’s I met say “waifu” and “weeb” He’s the weird kid in school. If he has a girlfriend you should feel bad for her.
by Doglover7162727483 September 10, 2021

He’s short and a great friend you can never figure him out but he’s funny and popular but if you know him then that’s cool
by Knbwbsbs October 6, 2019

Amazing at everything. Smart and sexy. Fucks like a rabbot and knows how to go for hours. Never scared of anything...
by Brian Brandon June 3, 2019

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021
