gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

Shalom Alechem

“SHALOM ALECHEM”

A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”

Example:
Johnny: “yo ben”
Ben: “whatsgood”
Johnny: “shalom alechem”
Ben: “fuck you nigger”

by Johnnymizrahi December 5, 2023

Gen Alpha humor

Something that was created by the devil, it includes but is not limited to: Gyat, Skibidi, fanum tax, sigma, and rizzler.

Gen Alpha humor is disgusting!

by GamerGuy437 February 13, 2024

Gen Alpha

Anyone born from the early 2010's to the present. If you think GenZ was annoying you'll die of cringe watching these fools' mere existence. They are practically copy-cats of GenZ except they just take slang and content, and turn it into a brain rotting parody of the original. They are practically the cargo cult of society, taking what they see as cool and new, and copying it without any understanding of what it means or how it works.

Hey man have you seen this video yet. No man it's just "Gen Alpha" garbage.

by GenerationalNightmare February 22, 2024

The Alphabet Challenge

A challenge where you sleep with someone whos name starts with each letter of the alphabet.

(Alex, Ben, Charlie, David, etc)

Do you know any Xavier’s? I’m doing The Alphabet Challenge.

by Iamfuckingurmomrn February 29, 2024

Gen Alpha

The worst generation to ever fucking exist. There is absolutely NOTHING good about this generation, not their humor, not their behavior, nothing! They have no respect for literally anyone. I know I sound like a boomer but I am speaking from experience. From the moment they come out of their mama's womb, they are given an ipad with youtube shorts, skibidi, among us, all that Gen Alpha shit. Gen Z was just the prototype but Gen Alpha is on a whole other level.

"My 4 year old cousin is part of Gen Alpha."

by Gloo-Gloo March 5, 2024

Gen Alpha

The new generation of young audiences, usually known to use informal language and abbreviations, such as: "LOL", "BTW", and "OMG", they are also known to use words that are considered to be inappropriate.

Gen Alpha is sus, like fr dude, they be using informal language more than this lighter can burn this fore-

by Gammer19H125 March 29, 2024