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Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.
“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”
by Young Joust December 17, 2021
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Alabama Panhandle

When you wrap your girl up from behind and grab a frying pan. While fucking her in the ass doggy style, fry an egg.
Hey girl, I want eggs today, wanna do the Alabama Panhandle?
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alabama jigger wiggle

Making a tire swing out of a human body. A reference to hanging and racism against African Americans in Alabama.
I wish someone would make me do the Alabama Jigger Wiggle.
by darkerdandark March 23, 2023
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Alabama snowplow

The act of using fried KFC chicken drum sticks to plow mashed potatos n gravy stuffing your ass full by your uncle
Bro uncle Rick gave me the alabama snowplow last night gravy is still leaking out of me
by Itsmeithink January 12, 2025
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Alabama Snowball Fight

When at least 2 or more men start jerking off, in an attempt to be the first person to sling cum onto another person.
Hey there Craig, Pull your cock out. We're bout to have an Alabama Snowball Fight.
by Tyrone Biggums Sr January 22, 2025
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Alabama Snow Plow

When 3 or more relatives have group sex, then unload on there cousin.
We ran an Alabama Snow Plow on Jenny last night.
by FiftyFred January 13, 2025
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alabama centipede

The act of having sex with multiple partners who reside in the same household. Often, the victims of an alabama centipede are family members who get laid individually by an outsider. This can happen slowly over the course of a few weeks or as little as a few minutes apart.
She totally Alabama centipede the house down the street. Those poor brothers have no idea how close they are now.
by T3hp3trock October 13, 2016
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