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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.
“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”
by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023
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Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.
by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025
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Alabama Love

Famous for “THE DEPTHS OF HELL” “THE DEPTHS OF MY SISTER”
by My sisters husband December 13, 2019
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Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them.
Hey Geoff, have you heard of Alabama Poutine?
.-Andrew Panton
by Frederthan March 27, 2024
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Alabama

The only place where your sister, wife and cousin are the same person
Son: “Dad why is my Aunt and Mom the same person?”
Dad: “SWEET HOME ALABAMA
by GhostlyDucky October 19, 2020
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Alabama snowplow

The act of using fried KFC chicken drum sticks to plow mashed potatos n gravy stuffing your ass full by your uncle
Bro uncle Rick gave me the alabama snowplow last night gravy is still leaking out of me
by Itsmeithink January 12, 2025
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