Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.

by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022

Alabama Sneaky

When you secretly get married to your cousin.

"Man, did you hear? John Billy Bob Jones pulled an Alabama Sneaky."

by FerretClavicles August 19, 2022

alabama hot shot

The act of boofing a shot of methamphetamines, then diarrhea shitting it back into a spoon. Have your friend then heat it til quick boil, drop in a cotton filter, draw it up and bang that bad boy til they are enjoying that amazing uforic rush

I asked Tiffany if she wanted to enjoy a Alabama hot shot together

by Sam-I-am-nasty August 20, 2022

Alabama hot-seat

When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).

Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice

by got games? August 23, 2022

alabama nigs

The greatest clan in history of the world it will have the ebarbs players chocking on cocks like they always do and egiant players taking big bbcs in there ass

Bro the Alabama nigs are god teir

Yeah I joined the Alabama nigs and got hella bitches

by Alabama slave April 29, 2022

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022

Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022