take a hot shower

a phrase to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“ Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower by G”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022

Colombian rain shower

To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner

I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower

by Sslimings September 12, 2018

Shower-Term Memory

When you're in the shower and genuinely can't remember if you already cleaned a specific body part.

OK, that's my arms, and now time to clean my...huh...did I already clean my back? I have NO clue. Damn shower-term memory!

by hmmurdock75 April 8, 2020

shot n shower

"Shot n Shower: A social and humanitarian practice targeted specifically at the straight homeless population. An individual extends a dual offering of a shot of ice or fetty medication via syringe and a shower, aiming to provide immediate physical relief and improved hygiene. While the act is framed as a compassionate endeavor to uplift someone's circumstances, it has an ulterior motive of becoming intimately involved with the recipient. Though criticized by some as taking advantage of a vulnerable population, proponents argue that it can serve as a stepping stone for deeper, mutually beneficial relationships.

"Gay Bob went out looking to perform a Shot n Shower after striking out on Grindr, drawing both admiration and scrutiny for his complex blend of altruism and personal motives."

by Robertschneider3 September 4, 2023

Zippo Hot Shower

Zippo rechargeable hand warmer in waterproof bag immersed in a pocket shower

Bro this Ukrainian chick said I needed to a shower...but she didn’t know I invented the zippo hot shower

by Zippo hot shower November 25, 2018

piss golden showers

WHen you piss on someone and ur pee is yellow

John wanted to Piss Golden showers on Meg, despite telling him she is not into his piss kink

by Waifuwars October 28, 2020

czech golden shower

A full auto mag dump with a VZ-52 sub machine gun where the first ejected brass case doesn't hit the ground before the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate.

Comrade, I have eliminated the enemy of the state with a czech golden shower.
Your Comrade: AH Excellent. We didn't have room in the gulags anyways. Too many disinformation spreaders are proving their loyalty in Siberia.

by Twitter User #489321798473892 November 17, 2022