dingle cracker

A dumb blond

You’re a dumb dingle cracker woman.

by Slayer— July 17, 2024

Flag

Get the dingle crackermug.

Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

Flag

Get the Graham crackermug.

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Flag

Get the Cracker Barrel Baptismmug.

cheese and crackers

White people with a bad case of the dick cheese.

Bro look at them cheese and crackers!

by TRK_01 October 30, 2021

Flag

Get the cheese and crackersmug.

Cracker

A cracker is a word used to define white people, however it is not a racial slur by any-means. In fact, "cracker" has the same effect as if calling a rat, not necessarily a bad word, but it contain a negative/joking conetenation.

Why are all these crackers staring me down?

by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022

Flag