5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.

For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.

by TehKingz August 7, 2010

V-3-5

L33Tspeak for "Great Shot!"

Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"

Lane: Joel, there's someone shooting you from behind!

Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*

Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!

by BioMenace December 14, 2008

5-Star Fame

When you post a video on Youtube that gets a 5-star rating.

The video that I posted on Youtube last week helped me achieve 5-star fame!

by Will_thesexyone March 10, 2008

5 beers test

5 beers test - a universal standard to measure greatness by. Does it pass the 5 beers test ? eg, the 5 beers test for a song is that if you've had 5 beers, and that song comes on, you have to hit the dance floor. If you do it by reflex, then it's a pass.

5 beers test for a computer game: if you've had 5 beers and someone mentions a computergame, and your immediate, reflexive, unthinking response is "That game is awesome !", then that game passes the "5 beers test".

by denoument November 10, 2013

5 v 1

5 v 1 is a game derived in Texas which is also shorthand for masturbation.

“What are you up to tonight? Game of 5 v 1?”

by Angry Adele October 25, 2018

5 course meal

Just a fatter version of a three course meal

Hey that girl is a 5 course meal

by Ten cups of yeast January 13, 2019

5 point harness

A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.

After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.

by swamp taco August 10, 2019