Matella Day

National Holliday every July 5th where every Ella in the Us is a material girl.

It’s national Matella day!

by Hash hash brown yolk July 5, 2022

Almoney Day

This completely mad up holiday originated in a health class on November 29, 2016. This holiday is usually celebrated by three friends getting together and exchanging gifts.

1st person: You ready to celebrate Almoney day?
2nd person: Of course!

3rd: Who’s house are we doing it at this year?

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Day Guys

Found commonly stroking themselves behind desks. Trouble starters who eat rectums of deceased humans for fun. Useless in nature and have micro penis

Those dam day guys ruin everything

by LordDollface April 7, 2020

National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

All black day

This is on May 31, its where, no matter what, you where ALL black. Even if you have school.

<friend 1> why is everyone where black, including you!?
<friend 2> its all black day jackass

by May 31 November 12, 2019

National Nitzia is The Best Day!

Nitzia is the best Woohoo

Josh: "You're the Best Nitzia"
Nitzia:"What"
Josh:"It's National Nitzia is The Best Day!"

by SillyMars🌚 May 24, 2023

Summa Day

Another, classier way to tell someone to fellate you

Hey jerk, don't you think it's a beautiful summa day?

by NeonDust December 13, 2006