Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"
Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"
Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"
Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"
Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the Leaving your partner for cheatingmug. The assumption (or even fact) that a man may be using a woman for short-term physical and/or sexual pleasures.
Guy 1: She's not just another knotch on your belt...
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not wearing a belt... beltless...
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not wearing a belt... beltless...
by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011
Get the Knotch On Your Beltmug. Uh
guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT
by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021
Get the when your window randomly closesmug. Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
Get the Spanking your Monkeymug. If your a given manga fan then this is for you! Spam Chapter 20 of Given because that chapter is a nightmare and no one likes that chapter one bit so destroy your friends with this. :D
Chapter 20 was such a horrible chapter for Given fans and why not just have fun and spam the chapter 20 link over and over again to friends. So enjoy Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)
by KattySopia October 31, 2020
Get the Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)mug. Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025
Get the Cracking Your Homeboymug. by L0RDFARQU4D May 10, 2019
Get the Choo your changmug.