National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)

by Emma Slays January 4, 2024

National boob lover day

A national holiday on August 6th where all people of all genders that appreciate boobs, come together and celebrate!

“Hey dude what did you post in your story”

“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”

“why tho?”

“because it’s national boob lover day”

by kylerocks August 4, 2021

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

Skank day

Talk shit about your no.1 skank.

Dave: Hey, where are you it's skank day!!
Bob: Can't make it, I just hooked up with my skank.
Dave: SCORE!!!

by Fuck . August 30, 2021

space cadet day

November 1st is official space cadet day be me and my friends astronaut costumes got here a day late and we need a reason to wear them

My costume got here just in time for space cadet day

by Space cadet boy November 1, 2019

february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!

"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."

by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024

Marin Country Day School

A bunch of rich kids that walk around and act cool but are not. They cry when they get below a 90% but laugh at other people when they do badly. Everyone is very insecure and has a wide range of problems. There is a no-bullying agreement that never is looked after and is often broken. While some kids talked about regular things, people from MCDS discuss their future carriers and talk about how many phones they had. MCDS prides itself on being a sporty school, but we have never won a single game of basketball because we are all really bad when it comes time to play. Countless boys pose as a skater but have never touched a board in their life. The few people that do skate go hardly noticed because they are usually the unpopular kids and no one cares if they do, but if one popular kid touches a skateboard people automatically think they are going to the Olympics. IF a girl does not bring there pumpkin spice latte to school they will suffer from extreme withdrawal and go home to their 30 million dollar house. There is 0.01% of kids that go to MCDS and are not complete dicks. And those kids are the people that leave the school after 1 year because they have been bullied into leaving.

person 1: hello

person 2: fuck off your from Marin Country Day School

by Katherine Dinh March 6, 2022