School

A place you go for 6hours to Monday to Friday every week where you learn how to fuck monkeys and learn how to give blowjobs

Oi frank how was school yesterday

Great I Learned how to cum

by Yee_haw_yee_haw_yee_haw April 1, 2019

School

Synonymn for hell, or a horrible place.

Guy 1: Yo, i went through school today, it was painful.
Guy 2: i feel bad for you
Guy 1: Its just a burning memory
Guy 2: *instrumental*

by BlurpleFox April 9, 2022

school

hell

school is asome

by ruber duck December 18, 2018

School

An amazing place everyone seems to hate. But school is the place where they taught you about free speech, and also stopped you from using it against their school. The place where you spend over 50 hours a week to lean about how a bunch of people headed their sheep a few thousand years ago instead of learning about the stock market. The place that never taught you about rules because then you would know beating kids is a crime.

Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?

What's that place with bunch of depressed kids?
Oh, that is a school.

by Captain Bruce June 17, 2021

Cheam High School

Cheam High School is so shit swr down if u acc enjoy it or like it ur a neek, the only good thing bout it is the shit that goes down there and outside, some guy used to shot cro and outside the schoolgates, and there was a cro factory at the road nearby (Stoughton Av)

1 - aye this guy used to shot cro outside the schoolgates of Cheam High School

2 - yh ik he also shot at Limes

1 - peak that he got nicked

2 - yh word g

by d207 April 1, 2019

West Branch High School

It is a high school will corn Fields every where also it’s 99 percent white country cousin fuckers and if you don’t have a mullet ur probably a dealer and every assistant principal is basically hittler and if you’re not white I wish you luck because you will probably get lynched wish you luck you will not survive there

I survived West Branch high school

by kid without a mullet December 3, 2021

School Socialite

A person (Usually in Middle School) that wears the cuntiest outfits (designer handbags, etc.), known for their outfits, and just loves being extra for school.

I have so many fans at this school, I'm basically the school socialite.

by BimboCunt March 25, 2024