National fuck your boss day

On June 9th (6/9) everyone gets a hall pass to fuck their boss.

Dude are you going to fuck scott on national fuck your boss day?

by Lake fun September 30, 2020

Flying Rat getting Ass Fucked

The two expressions flying fuck and rat's ass combined for a greater expression.

Adam: It's always been my goal to make it as a u.d.w.o.t.d.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.

by Mr. Awesome 007 July 18, 2011

National fuck you Kai day

The National day for everyone to express their hatred for any known Kai.

“Gababa”
“Fuck you Kai, it’s National fuck you Kai day”

by Nintenfrogs October 17, 2022

nobody knows shit about fuck

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.

Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.

by xd_baTron January 9, 2022

boo boo kitty fuck

when a girl on her on period, she has a boo boo. kitty is her pussy, and fuck is to fuck her. So basically it means to fuck a girl thats on her period, but with a condom.

Him: baby can i fuck u tonight?
Her: no babes, im on my period.
Him: ok. then can i boo boo kitty fuck u instead.
Her: ok.

by m.m.f.w.c.l May 10, 2010

sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck

Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.

STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.

(slurps coffee)

STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----

Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?

by Krakky McKraken June 26, 2008

fuck me and call me sally

A saying used or yelled out loud when you hurt yourself from stupidity.

I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!

by jpants24 October 6, 2017