Ass Fail

One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"

Caaaarl is a big Ass Fail. He just doesn't know what to do.

by MissInevitable February 24, 2012

asses in gear

-Directed at a person or person(s): To hurry up or be at the ready at an instance or as soon as possible.

"Asses in gear Rangers! Asses in gear!"

by Carbine1 February 25, 2012

bush ass

To have bush in or around your butt hole.

"I don't know man, she has bush ass."

by theblueturtle March 24, 2012

Snow Plow Ass

An ass that is as wide as a snow plow, so wide you could drop it to the floor and push snow wit it.

-PENN DOT WOULD HIRE HER Snow Plow Ass

by ScottyJtheGreat May 4, 2012

Broke-assed

Past of broke-ass

See broke-ass for Broke-assed

by V.Sylva May 11, 2012

Ass-Basking

To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.

I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.

by MorrisStreet May 24, 2012

ass dents

Cellulitis

Son: mom needs some work done on her butt. Sister: what's wrong with her butt? Son: it has ass dents in it.

by ImJeniusUrNot May 23, 2012