The Port on the Square

The best student accommodation in Bristol :D

- I live in the best student accommodation in Bristol
- The Port on the Square?

by dsfghhjft May 20, 2024

galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, expansion screws from aunt

basically trending architecture tiktok videos that oftenly use galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, and expansion screws from aunt for lil john's 1x1meter room

gf: how did you manage to expand this tiny room
lil john: i used some galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, expansion screws from aunt

by uhh! May 21, 2024

Dog Sod Squad

A disgusting large group of sick individuals who get together in a hotel every Friday night to have sex with dogs and screw each other.

'Hey, I wonder how big the Dog Sod Squad is now.'

'I don't know, buncha sick motherfuckers....'

by jay gee May 21, 2024

Sid the Squid

A graduate advisor who berates a strong, competent, and skilled graduate student.

Despite having a Sid the Squid advisor who called him incompetent, the graduate student convinced his dissertation committee that his research data was correct and repeatable.

by Pseudonymously June 27, 2024

SSS - stop squirting september

This is the female version of NNN (no nut november) its similar to FFF (finger free february). This is a time to get back at your boyfriends for NNN, we're gonna step it up though to prove ourselves. No physical contact of any sexual context, no masturbation, making out is limited to 2 minutes, and absolutely no sex. Such as edging, humping, duke dennis hugs, etc. No pornography unless in any innocent context: watching movie scenes, etc. No exceptions. If you make it through, bragging rights .

Lauren - Hey its SSS!! Are you gonna do it? Its your time to get back at Bobby for NNN.

Samantha - Of course, I've been waiting for this.

Lauren - Good luck girl you got this.

Lauren- SSS - stop squirting september

by 11mbat+11maj October 25, 2024

Peanut the squirrel

An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”

In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!

"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"

by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024

Antarctic reverse squirt

A sexual or nonsexual act of inserting an icicle made of urine rectally or vaginally while in an upright position. The goal is the receiver imagining impalement, thus vomiting from the imagined trauma.

These hot flashes suck, I wonder if Billy will pee off the roof and give me a good Antarctic reverse squirt.

by CarrieAnneMywaywardson November 22, 2024