When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…
“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023
Get the Fuck marry kill Russian roulette mug.It December 4th fuck ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
by National days998 November 16, 2020
Get the National fuck ur ex day mug.fuck your classmate day is a day where you get to fuck your classmate without anyone saying anything ab it!! National fuck your classmate day is good af
by Ananas95brekung October 31, 2020
Get the National fuck your Classmate day mug.Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!
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Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?
by youngspartan530 August 17, 2022
Get the Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl mug.I've read many of these "urban definitions" of the "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" phrase, and while most make sense, it's my experience that these individual metaphors are too specific. The OG definition is: Fuck you; a personal assault on the individual persona: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on", extending that assault to any and everything associated with that individual.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
"It's my experience that most definitions are too specific."
"Fuck you asshole!"
"Well everyone I discussed this with agreed with me."
"Well then, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
"It's my experience that most definitions are too specific."
"Fuck you asshole!"
"Well everyone I discussed this with agreed with me."
"Well then, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
by Mr. Popeye September 1, 2022
Get the Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. mug.A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
by Cyylic October 3, 2022
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On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends
On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends
Hey Rose I know your my friend’s girlfriend but since it’s Fuck your friend’s girl day I think we should have sex!
by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022
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