telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

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Get the telling me your limo is triple parkedmug.

Stinging your ride

A 90s term for you fucked your getaway driver

Damn, Max, you stinging your ride again?

by Scorpionandfrof July 14, 2024

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Get the Stinging your ridemug.

your mum

when u eat a lemon than go play roblox than tell your 69 year old roblox bf that u wanna brake up and he comes to your house and it turns out he is your grandad hermit is it wendnasday oh yes it is says hermit than he morph in to a big ld monkyxfrogxxxtentashon man woman and he commits arson on jake paul and eats his rotton monkey strands of hair tessa brocks comes and eats dounuts on your frount porch the end just kidding again lolz

your mum is hear

by crappy do daddy September 14, 2021

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Get the your mummug.

Your Mom

The phrase, “Your Mom”, has a lot of meaning to it. It means that you should write a letter to your mom and show her that you appreciate what she has done for you.

Tom : “I’m going to write Your Mom!”
Bill : “My mom? My mom’s dead.”

by jaeeee23 May 3, 2022

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