Small dick

An endearing term for ya mans

Typically used by females who don’t gaf but still love you

B: Hey guess what I passed my drivers test!
G: Aww I’m so proud of my lil small dick

by chocalatelattes May 19, 2018

Green Dick Slaminitus

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.

Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!

by ScientificStreet knowledge November 27, 2017

Dick Punt

Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.

I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.

by Sal1212 October 28, 2019

Dick

Not me

Person 1: Hey Dick!
Me: I'm not Dick

by Below average joe April 7, 2023

dick in the ass

When you receive a long object connected to a males body put into another males body from the back. Dick in the Ass can be used with multiple people as a fun LITTLE🤏 festival!

Kevin: “JACK give us the dick in the ass RN!!!! i’m horny”

Jack: “Okay Kevvv😉”
gavin + jake: “don’t forget me jackie poo”

by browndogwpinkbow December 1, 2024

pixel dick

A word used in the facebook roleplay community to refer to any sexual activity, smut, or flirting with someone roleplaying as a boy. It is commonly used to demean "despos" as it is uncommon for the people writing or playing men to actually have real dicks.

Stop acting like it's normal to drop all your friends and ignore people for some pixel dick.

You bitches are silly asf trying to doxx people over some pixel dick. Half of these dudes aren't even actually dudes OOC lmao

by koivusaari November 25, 2024

Dick-dap

A motion in which 2 males lightly dap up eachothers genitalia in order mentally and physically be intimately, and egregiously connected. The dap up of all dap ups of bros.

Dude One: *high* “dude let’s dick-dap imagine our telekinesis tomorrow at school”

Dude two: “shiiiiiii”

by MovieCCC April 17, 2021