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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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your ancestry incestry

The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.
"Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"

*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*
by malma March 29, 2018
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Exploit your slut

Kind of directly means make your slut suck dick to make you money
by Yepyepyepyepyepeyepeydp December 19, 2023
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None Of Your Business

Heh.... it's none of your business!

It's the game on roblox (soon on steam)
Homeowner: LISTEN HERE PAL, I DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT TWICE. IT'S. NONE. OF. YOUR. BUSINESS!

Invader: None Of Your Business? It's ALL MY BUSINESS!
by JustDacia December 27, 2024
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Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up
I’ll geico your ass.
by Theworstomen July 17, 2019
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National send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

April 14

This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture

Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day
by Sammy Wammy April 14, 2022
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