stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

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slum dick

Your dick after plowing a slumdog.

Carter, be careful on your trip to India! Don't catch that slum dick!

by geezy-t April 25, 2016

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Bucket Dick

An STD caught by a male cadet who has had sexual encounters with far too many trou, no cure is known and it is said to be terminal.

Cadet Y: I heard Jeremy got with another trou last night.

Cadet X: He better be careful or he'll get Bucket Dick

by TheCCQ March 24, 2009

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Shaky Dick

The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick

by Jack D Chicken December 6, 2015

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Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

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