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Twat

The sound when a british person tries to hit a fly
American guy: What was that Twat sound last night?
British guy: Oh my bad mate, i tried to hit a fly on the wall.
by NiceLunch June 5, 2019
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twat out

The act of backing out of a situation. Pussying out as well......
Gonzalo, don't "twat out" out on me again you little bitch!
by BIngals January 15, 2021
mugGet the twat outmug.

death twat

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.
I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.
by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018
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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
mugGet the Shallow Twatmug.

Elephant Twat

A person who’s obnoxious and stupidity level is the size of an elephant.
Kyle kept saying he was right when he wasn’t and when I proceeded to explain he started being an elephant twat.
by LouisianaOutlaw November 27, 2022
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Twat Squabble

I've been twat Squabbeling between a few different people.

Dude, you are a total Twat Squabble
by That dumb bitch... August 13, 2023
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Twat

The literal meaning was pregnant fish, but now it means a woman's vagina.
Commonly used by British people as a meaningless insult.
"Oi yer feckin' twat" said the crumpet man.
by AhYesObama March 30, 2020
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