After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.
The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.
The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.
by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022
Get the Tom Segura Phenomenonmug. God Tom Not Again: A common phrase spoken by various after the expected and exceptionally strange acts of idiotic behaviour from anyone who drives a beat up old Ute and has no sense of time.
Idiot - "Hey I will be over in an hour guys!!!!" <Exclamation Marks are essential>
You -"Ok see you then"
*3 Hours Pass*
You - "Where the hell is he?"
*Door Opens and Tom walks in*
Tom - "Hi Guys, sorry im late i ran into a guard rail!!!!!"
You - "God Tom Not Again!"
You -"Ok see you then"
*3 Hours Pass*
You - "Where the hell is he?"
*Door Opens and Tom walks in*
Tom - "Hi Guys, sorry im late i ran into a guard rail!!!!!"
You - "God Tom Not Again!"
by TheBruskie May 22, 2010
Get the God Tom Not Againmug. by Dirtbag McGee March 1, 2022
Get the Tip Toe Tommug. The 67 year old Vietnam veteran who beat the shit out of a young man who was trying to cause trouble in an AC transit bus. Also known as epic beard man, or more formally by his real name Thomas Bruso
by skizai March 2, 2010
Get the Viet Nam Tommug. When you are blocked from a social media community for being in a racial, cultural, or other category while expressing opinions the category generally disagrees with.
I stated that all you have to do is work hard and get out of poverty in my BLM Facebook group and they gave me an Uncle Tom Ban.
by Diasent December 30, 2021
Get the Uncle tom banmug. Brought to you from the makers of Disco Day and Dave's Disco Day.
This is a Disco Day taken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.
The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.
The most audacious Disco Day so far.
This is a Disco Day taken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.
The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.
The most audacious Disco Day so far.
Tom did a half marathon on Sunday and tweaked a foot muscle. He made it out on the piss on Sunday evening but hasn't been seen at work since. He must be in a great deal of pain to take a Tom's Disco Day.
by Steve-o April 27, 2006
Get the Tom's Disco Daymug. Orignating from the 2003 movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Tom was a man in the movie who's memonry spanned a period of about remembered seconds. Used to define someone who is really forgetful.
Dana is a real ten-second-tom--she never remembers anything!
Damn! I'm a real ten-second-tom today! I forgot my keys!
Damn! I'm a real ten-second-tom today! I forgot my keys!
by P. Yang February 19, 2006
Get the ten-second-tommug.