Pussy Enthusiast

Someone who knows everything there is to know about a woman’s vagina. For example they would know how it smells, tastes, feels, and all the biological features. If you are interested in becoming a Pussy Enthusiast they I should warm you that one of the courses you will need to take is “How to fit your dick into a vagina,” so this one not be something I would recommend to women or homosexuals.

Hopper: Eleven, you know how I’m studying to be a Pussy Enthusiast?
Eleven: Yes.
Hopper: Well I have some homework.
TWO HOURS LATER
Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you.
Mike: What, why!
Eleven: I’m pregnant.
Mike: But we haven’t even had sex yet!

Eleven: It’s not yours, goodbye Mike.

by Bubba the Gimp January 07, 2021

slingin pussy

to throw that pussy back as though a man would sling dick

Guy1: Did you have fun with Hannah?
Guy2: Yea she was slingin pussy all night, shit was wild!

by urmomisanut July 18, 2022

Pussy Pest

A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.

Girl 1: Ben just won’t leave me alone!

Girl 2: Ew, what a Pussy Pest.

by pussypest March 30, 2021

slinky pussy

A slinky pussy has only two qualifications:

1.) It unfolds (re: "Roast Beef Curtains")
2.) It stinks

That sluzzo Kayla has a slinky pussy bro. That shit's got layers unfolding and smells like a cat's lunch.

by SchizoTheory May 23, 2014

Stupid Pussy

A horny, prostute obsessed asshole!

Jacob is such a stupid pussy!

by CindyLowHoe September 04, 2017

There's Pussy in the Box

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪

by Telephony January 19, 2017

Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013