Pussy Spree

An unrestrained conquest to penetrate pussy. Usually done spontaneously and for an extended amount of days.

GT - "why didn't shane show up for work this week?"

Nick - "He is on a Pussy Spree."

by Smdeelster March 13, 2017

pussy flood

Creampie times 10

Oh girl, I'm going to give you such a pussy flood!

by hofooman August 10, 2017

Pussy Enthusiast

Someone who knows everything there is to know about a woman’s vagina. For example they would know how it smells, tastes, feels, and all the biological features. If you are interested in becoming a Pussy Enthusiast they I should warm you that one of the courses you will need to take is “How to fit your dick into a vagina,” so this one not be something I would recommend to women or homosexuals.

Hopper: Eleven, you know how I’m studying to be a Pussy Enthusiast?
Eleven: Yes.
Hopper: Well I have some homework.
TWO HOURS LATER
Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you.
Mike: What, why!
Eleven: I’m pregnant.
Mike: But we haven’t even had sex yet!

Eleven: It’s not yours, goodbye Mike.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021

Pussy slug

It is the mucous of the vagina in between the lips that looks like a cute slug.

The part inside a womens vagina that looks like a cute Pussy slug

by Bob Johnson Sr. April 26, 2011

schwag pussy

The most basic type of pussy you can get, easily found (bars, craigslist, the dessert section, buffets, etc.) Can't get pussy that's worse, unless you pay discount prices in the bad part of town. If it burns when you pee or your crotch itches, you probably had schwag pussy. Pussy you don't brag about.

Friend 1: Just go talk to that girl at the bar.
Friend 2: You go talk to her, that's schwag pussy. I don't smoke schwag weed, I don't fuck schwag pussy.

by Khalfrodo February 7, 2015

Lighthouse Pussy

Pussy so good that it brings you out of the darkest times and shows you the light.

Connor: "Hey, man you feeling better? You were hella down yesterday."

Jake: "Ya, bro. I was bummed but I got some of that lighthouse pussy from Kelly so I'm good."

by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016

pussy convention

A gathering of people, the overwhelming majority of whom are female. Opposite of a sausage fest.

That Justin Bieber concert was such a pussy convention.

by xortron August 22, 2011