A command used when the driver of a vehicle requires the use of both his hands for a task other than steering i.e. sending a text, opening a beer, or rolling a joint. He yells “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!” while simultaneously removing his hands from it. It is then the immediate duty of the passenger to reach over , grab the wheel, and steer the vehicle until the driver has his hands free once again.
“Yeah thanks for asking John my weekend was pretty goo… JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I GOTTA CRACK OPEN THIS BEER. FUCK”
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Most people had never heard of it prior to a 2008 Episode of Family Guy, in which Peter Griffin could not stop listening to, and singing along with the song.
Most people had never heard of it prior to a 2008 Episode of Family Guy, in which Peter Griffin could not stop listening to, and singing along with the song.
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My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding
Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales
by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007
Get the shave the whales mug.(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.
Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.
As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.
As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.
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My sister needs to stop using her computer while I am using mine because when we try to use the internet at the same time, the internet disconnects and I would get a stupid error message that reads "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage" instead of the page I tried to go to.
by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011
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by rocksfall1 March 1, 2009
Get the the wall mug.Considered by many to be an urban myth the warner is a mysterious fellow who warns people,who originated in the urban chat room where he/she caused a ruckus by warning members of the chat room for no particular reason. The warner then spread outside the virtual world leaving warnings on walls, even on kitchen floors in the form of dog turd. The warner is particularly feared and worshipped by the mog cult and is often called upon by certain members of the mog family to deter/warn people who offend moggers.
However over time many people have took it upon themselves to act as the warner by warning many people which causes confusion and suspicion amongst the ranks of the mog family, to this date there has been suspicion surrounding certain members of the mog family, in several cases some have even confessed but still the identity of the original warner has never been discovered............
However over time many people have took it upon themselves to act as the warner by warning many people which causes confusion and suspicion amongst the ranks of the mog family, to this date there has been suspicion surrounding certain members of the mog family, in several cases some have even confessed but still the identity of the original warner has never been discovered............
the shiz: all moggers are freaks
ben: What did you just call us?!
ben: I CALL UPON
holly:dont do it!
ben: THE WARNER!!
holly:omg he is coming!
------the shiz has been warned 2 times!
holly: omg, he is here!
ben: the warner!!!
ben: What did you just call us?!
ben: I CALL UPON
holly:dont do it!
ben: THE WARNER!!
holly:omg he is coming!
------the shiz has been warned 2 times!
holly: omg, he is here!
ben: the warner!!!
by sid and flo's mogging co. October 5, 2007
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