not going turkey

it's not worth fixing, it's not that deep, not that important

- "did you see the tap was leaking?"
- "I'm not going turkey about it, it'll be fine."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and my friend both did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer yesterday.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Turkey

describes A girl with a fat ass butt

yo twin jessica walking by

twin: Damn her shit turkey

by twinnnn2 October 11, 2025

Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.

"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

Jerky in your turkey

Yk what I mean…

Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?

by Jerkyturkeyman August 9, 2022

Turkey

Baltimore slang for a thot or hoe

“ Shordy ah turkey she done fucked izzy nd tay “

by LorMari April 13, 2020

Turkey Beaster

A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.

"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."

by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy November 17, 2016