National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies

Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

by ItzJohnDoe November 24, 2020

easter show legs

Where your legs are sore from walking to much and get really stiff

I have Easter show legs

by Jack Learmont April 23, 2018

The Maury Povich Show

An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.

Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.

A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:

Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)

by GenZExpert September 28, 2024

Show Cake

1. (noun) a cake solely for show, especially at birthday parties or weddings where photos will be taken. Not to be eaten.
2. (noun) an exceptional butt, not solely for show. Can be eaten.

“Gabe I need a show cake for my birthday.”

by Dr. Snrub May 15, 2022

Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

Crime Shows

A show that shows you how to get away with murder, such as hiding a body.

Criminal Minds is a great one of many crime shows.

by Zero the Hero YT January 2, 2021

Monkey show

A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."

Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?

by Pap¡ September 24, 2020