Chad ryan

normally the type of person who would want to get a blowjob from a 14 year old girl. he has a baby at 17 and diggs emo girls. he normally sits on the curb and drinks his feelings away normally screaming phrases such as "cocksucker" and "i love porn" you do not want to be a chad ryan.

dude look at that Chad ryan over there.. i want to punch him in his nuts.

by dandude231 November 4, 2011

ryan mcauliffe

the worst brother. not funny. too lit for anyone. will regret meeting him. somewhat decent baseball player.

Hey, did you meet ryan McAuliffe last night?

yeah he is awful!!!!

by procker13 December 18, 2017

Ryan Makela

The single greatest guy to ever live. He will simply make you love him. All woman love him and so do all men.

I wish I could be like Ryan Makela.

by RyanIsBest June 16, 2018

Ryan’s Glizz

Ryan’s glizz is filled with fizz no fizz = no glizz it’s all fizz

Ryan’s glizz!! That shit got fizz

by SaucyBoiRavioli December 9, 2020

Ryan Meteer

Some fat fuck who weighs more than Saturn. He's so fat he takes up an entire ps4 party by himself, I'm pretty sure whales are scared of his size. He eats like a FUCKING walrus and looks like one as well. He said I broke his ankles in 2k but it was just them shattering under his enormous stomach.

Ryan Meteer is fat

by Not Riley Parish September 7, 2020

ryan comfort

a boy that mostly likes to fiddle around with children and play hide and seek with madeline mccan

Oh no is that Ryan Comfort playing with kids again....

by yes okay ykihcj June 12, 2020

Ryan DeLong

Enjoys slaving away in tight spaces, while eating bon bons and rubbing his belly button. Never has to do leg day due to freakishly large calves. Glutton for listening to bald guys and superior leaders, 10 years younger than him.

Ryan DeLong the answer to all questions.

by richarchdadsfsadfasasdfasdfqwe January 5, 2022