ride the rocket

To suffer from explosive diarrhea.

Dude, those hot dogs must have been bad. I had one yesterday and today I've had to ride the rocket twice.

by Charles U. Farley II July 27, 2009

Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.

by Walt Kowalski June 22, 2010

log rocket

a fat meaty penis

My boy John has quite the log rocket. You can see the imprint through his shorts!

by bigboi10928 August 30, 2022

raging rocket

Light the pubes of testicles on fire while the female counts down to the time of penatration.

After Sharon lit the raging rocket, i needed a tub of ointment.

by raging rocket May 24, 2015

Ruggie Rocket

A filthy, unwashed, smelly penis. It usually has bits of stray hair, ball cheese, and pocket lint hiding under the foreskin/head.

When Terry walked in, I could smell his Ruggie Rocket

by June 04, 2025

Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.

I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.

by zjason decimator February 01, 2022

Cunt Rocket

A new born baby that was spewed out of the womb of someone who should have never reproduced.

I'm so sick of seeing that bitch Shannon and her ugly little cunt rocket.

by BrokeXCampbell September 27, 2017