Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.

Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol

by dixie8123 November 19, 2018

shitter text

this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied

brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting

by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009

Text silence

When Darlene starts texting in a group text and everyone stops because she is an idiot and no one likes her

We were all laughing our asses off in a group text until Darlene said something totally stupid and there was an immediate text silence...

by angelfood June 13, 2019

Texting

(n.) Modern romance at it's finest.

dude, if she's texting you, reply, like, please

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

Punk Texting

(Verb) The act of punk texting. Similar to that of drunk texting, to send a punk text is to make an ass of yourself via text message without being able to use the excuse that you were intoxicated while doing so. Sadly, a Punk Text is sent with a premeditated and completely coherent purpose.

Tarzan: "I think I might have punk dialed you lastnight after punk texting the person I stole this phone from."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."

by Slanguistic August 10, 2019

verbally texting

When you speak out loud what you are texting. This is a real thing that people actually do when they are typing and reading out loud what they are writing at the same time.

When you read aloud as you are typing a sentence either on your personal computer or on your cellular device. This shall be known as verbally texting!

by Ivy Martin October 16, 2013

Text Battle

A Text Battle is a form of battle rap usually involving two parxipitants, that is in the form of written verses posted in an online forum or social network group or platform, that is judged either by pre approved judges or the readers and usually has certain categories that are each given scores, such as Multisyllabic rhymes, punchlines , personals, wordplay, scheme, etc. They can also be team battles, or be themes battles in which the two participants agree to a topic which constitutes the theme of each punchlines. Text battling started in the early to mod 00s, and started growing larger on battle rap forums and text Battle specific groups on ocial media sites , specifically Mysace and Facebook around this time. Some well known love battle rappers made their name on text Battle sites and it continues as a sub genre of hip hop. It is also sometimes referred to as keystyle ..

The recent text Battle between Else One and Cekspree didn't fail to impress the readers and Judges alike

by Leviathin December 4, 2023