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squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?
by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023
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Squad

A term used by boys to friend zone girls that they have no interest in at all and will NEVER have interest in
Her: happy birthday 🤭❤️
Him: thankss squad 🤞🏾
by Ieatpeople January 25, 2024
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Squad 0

An internet phenomenon. Assumed to be an organization of people who has from police and citizen forms have “unmatched intelligence and strength” and regularly seen to be helping the public and solving unsolved crimes. Known to have playing cards on them representing who they are, ranging from the “ace of spades”, “queen of hearts”, “four of diamonds”, “king of spades”, “joker” “seven of clubs” and more. All known to be using/holding swords or knives.From police reports non of them have been found or even caught. Mostly in/around Atlanta Georgia. Currently police have released a 1,000$ reward for each member of the organization. Known to be 13 members all around the ages of 14-29~.
Police reports say the have found a member of the squad 0”
by Especiallysave February 1, 2024
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SquadronEnforcer59

Squadron Enforcer, the enforcer of the squadron, AKA Yohan on roblox. A user that would make men piss themselves if they saw SquadronEnforcer59 approaching their girl. A user that has the greatest aura ever.
oh no my girl is about to be pulled by SquadronEnforcer59
by goat123123 February 1, 2024
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SquadronEnforcer59

HOLY SHIT THE AURA...... I CAN FEEL IT. IS THAT SquadronEnforcer59?
oh no my girl is about to be pulled by SquadronEnforcer59
by goat123123 February 1, 2024
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Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.
Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.
by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024
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Squad Butter

To laugh ferociously at something your good friend Alex said.
by BaguetteAboutIt April 17, 2024
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