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Snakes on a Plane

Template phrase to describe any problem whereby which any presence of an animal or thing in a particular place or connected to a particular object results in ridiculous excess, usually with the implication that the excess is a tremendous problem for which there is no easy solution.

The word "snakes" can be substituted with almost anything, and the word "plane" can be any place or vehicle or large-enough object.

The prepositional phrase "on a" may be substituted if necessary, but should normally remain the only constant, as the "animal ON A place/vehicle/object" grammatical structure is what references the movie and indicates the absurdity of the problem.
Template phrase = "Snakes on a Plane."

Ant-infested bathroom = "Ants on a Bathroom."

Tarantula attacks someone on a dorm hall stairway = "Spiders on a Staircase"

A garbage can or recycling bin unauthorized for such purposes nevertheless contains bio-hazardous material = "Germs on a Trash Can"

Someone's attic proves to be a breeding ground for an army of houseflies = "Flies on an Attic"
by BulldozerBegins November 6, 2008
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Fat furry snake

Long for ffs. 😂
Your an ffs

What?!
Your a fat furry snake😂😂
by FATFURRYSNAKE January 20, 2019
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Snake

to Snake-verb-Steal or take something for someone
man, i totally snaked your kills
by Nub. November 28, 2003
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Snakes on a Plane

Part of a new cult religion's practices, in which they praise Samuel Jackson, because he created a godly beer. It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
The people eat snakes while on a plane shooting bullets even though they are in the air and will damage the plane.
Use of snakes on a plane...

Man:MMMMM, this beer is good, I think I'l go fuck that fat chick while I eat this deep fried snakes on this muthafucking plane.
Fat Chick: OH, fuck me, fuck me, and pass another pound of the snakes and I need another beer.
Man: Sure baby, just let me shoot another round at the floor of the plane... Nigga bring it on.
Samuel L. Jackson: There are mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane mother fucker.
by devilious donut September 9, 2006
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sphincter snake

A particular breed of snake that dwells in the household bath or shower. whilst the bath or shower is in use the snake recoils back into the drain, and if you are unlucky, will spring out of the drain and sink its fangs right in your sphincter.
as a person is going for a shower "watch out for the sphincter snake."

after having been bit "AH! THE SPHINCTER SNAKE BIT ME!"
by Sparkyyyyyy September 2, 2005
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Rat snake

Someone who is acting like a jerk, or a butt-head.
Gosh Matt you're such a rat snake
by Emmzzz January 31, 2008
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pickle snake

a pickle snake is a snake that uses pickles to discize its self.so that it can posess the minds of the young and crippled to conquer the world of the liveing to eventual turn that world to the world of the undead
by pizza face January 11, 2008
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