Ride the Rubber Rail

To be penetrated by a strap on.
I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.
by aeron_chairgaryen January 12, 2023
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Riding The Golden Gate

Sex Posistion; When a man "Titty Fucks" a woman, but does it inverted{reversed} so that his ass is in her face thus allowing her to toss his salad. Typically done laying down or on the edge of a bed, table, counter, etc....

Origin: Woodstock circa 1969. *See what I did there*
Greg: "Hey bro did you try that RTGG yet?"

Steve: "Oh you mean Riding The Golden Gate? Yeah I did it to Melissa last night man, she was eating my ass like a Klondike bar while I fucked her tits."

Greg: "Nice,......you lucky bastard."
by Chesticles Inspectus February 07, 2013
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gir riding a pig

The {best} person on earth.
Hey you heard of gir riding a pig?
by angery123 September 19, 2019
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White Knuckle Ride

Beating someone until your knuckles turn white.
That dude stole money from me. I'm going to give his ass a White Knuckle Ride.
by Swrock September 08, 2017
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Ride the banana sled

To whip out your dick at a fruit stand, ice cream store, or ice cream aisle at a grocery store
"I'm gonna go ride the banana sled at Kroger. Wanna come?
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Alaskan Bus Ride

4 or more men(or women with penises) penetrating each other in a line while wearing heavy winter coats.
Tommy, Jim, Ray, and Larry took an Alaskan Bus Ride last night. It was going fine until Larry got up to stretch his legs.
by AbeFroman76 January 28, 2016
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gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.
Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.
by neilyboy March 05, 2008
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