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retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard
i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

Retardao 

It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.

A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.
*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."

retarded poop

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop
retarded poop by jaymo612 July 10, 2015

terminally retarded 

A person who is so retarded that it will most likely end in his/her own death.
Bob: That guy just answered an iron instead of his phone.

Prometheus: What a dumbass!

Bob: I would just die if I were terminally retarded...

Retarded nigger faggot 

Retarded nigger faggot
Retarded nigger faggot

Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.
Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”
Retarded Jarvis by Levaphed February 9, 2019