Pop a Smurf

To bust a nut

“Ahh carol I’m about to pop a smurf”

*nuts*

by AngelOfBroadway August 1, 2018

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Pop Music

A genre of music that manipulates weak minded idiots who don't care much for music that they not only like a song just because it's stuck in their head from over repetition, but it's cool to be a dumb slut who does drugs, acts like a jackass, and repeats stupid lyric and dances that give people visual AIDS. It reuses alot of the same styles and structures and usually follows a formula, as it's written by the same 6 people who run the pop business , where the verse is irrelevant and the chorus has to be a high pitch catchy repetitive annoying tune to get stuck in your head so you'll feel the need to keep listening to it

again and again becausee you "like it" and cares more about the superficiality of the artists looks and sexuality rather than if they're actually talented.
Money making scam.

"What's Pop Music?"

"Here check this shit out"

Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang.

"What the fuck is that?"

Exactly.

by Intronautic January 19, 2019

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Pop Champagne

The name of the worst hit song of all time, by Ron Browz, Jim Jones, and Juelz Santana.

Is it even a song?

ETHER BOI
HEY
HOW WE BALL IN THE CLUB I KNOW YOU HATE IT
MAMI DANCING ON THE FLOOR LIKE SHE NAKED
WHEN SHE LAY DOWN WITH YOU I KNOW SHE FAKIN
ALL THE GIRLS GIVE IT TO ME AIN'T GOTTA TAKE IT
OHHHHH
POP CHAMPAGNE

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) June 14, 2017

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