Phone Plop

The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.

Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"

by Zahang August 20, 2013

phone slip

An error in a text message, committed by auto correct, that reveals the author's true thoughts or intentions.

you'll love this home, it has a huge dick for entertaining.
*huge DECK. sorry for the phone slip!!! <blushes>

by goodcache November 5, 2013

phone-dropping

The modern version of jaw-dropping. When someone's comment or fetching good looks causes you to metaphorically or literally drop your phone.

I checked out this one girls pics on IG and she's phone-droppingly gorgeous!

by Secretmachine. January 17, 2014

Phone rage

getting angry at someone for using their cell phone in an inappropriate manner, such as texting in a movie theater while the movie is playing. Has escalated to murder at least once. used by Frosty Stillwell on his San Francisco 910am radio show, january 23, 2014.

I regretfully expect we will be seeing more incidents of phone rage in the future.

by Mercurywoodrose January 23, 2014

Phone Bot

Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.

This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????

by BestBuyGuy October 25, 2014

phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.

That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.

by rabidbilly May 17, 2014

Phone snipe

The action of getting caught across the classroom by the teacher with your phone out during class.

"Hey, why didn't you respond to my text?"
"Sorry, I got phone sniped by Mrs. Jones in English, and had to put my cell on her desk."

by fratts26 April 16, 2015