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im not playing anymore

when you are wrong and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you are
oh dear i fucked up again im not playing anymore
by ohhhhhhhhhh dear March 16, 2010
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Play-Doh Surprise

An act of hatred in which the victim has a plastic Play-Doh cookie cutter template Zap-a-Gapped (similar to super glue, but stronger) to his/her anus. The desired effect should be something along the lines of star shaped logs.
To their bewilderment, Pam had fainted in the bathroom and was lying on the ground motionless. The cause of her accident could be found in the toilet bowl: several flower shaped specimens of fecal matter. Pam had stolen Danny's lunch money earlier that day any Danny wanted to get even with her. To make a long story short, Pam was on the receiving end of a historical Play-Doh Surprise.
by Norton ScanPro December 7, 2006
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role play slut

A role play slut is a person who joins too many RP's because he/she finds pleasure in them. Kind of like a real slut.
Oh my god, Jenny! You're being a total RP slut!

Alex, you should stop joining so many RP's, bro. You're becoming a role play slut.
by supitsgg September 21, 2016
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playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk
by jojo548 December 16, 2008
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Play me pussy

To take as a joke.

To treat someone as though they are weak.
“She really tried to play me pussy. Like I won’t beat her ass.”
by KeiKokaine June 7, 2019
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Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).
"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
by anonymous March 29, 2022
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“I play minecraft”

They have fast fingers and know how to use them.
“Ayy man what those hands do?”
“i play minecraft
“oooh he got fast fingers
by Simpmansimp May 8, 2021
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