pulling a tom wargo

Making long winded trolling posts on various sites designed to obfuscate the issue with straw man arguments. A very complex, well thought out, and confusing troll. Usually stating a republican, right wing nutjob stance in order to piss off as many people as possible.
pulling a tom wargo:
(On a political site)

"But you did in fact manage to get out of it? You are not starving, malnourished, homeless, jobless, and getting by only because of our fantastically designed unemployment system?

"All i want is a roof over my head, food on the table, and the dignity of an honest paycheck. Is that asking too much? I am the 99%"

A mantra, very emboldening, but hardly as noble as it sounds. Just about every I know who has put even the minimum amount of effort necessary to "get by" has all of these things. I have met people with degrees in hard sciences and progressive business working food service (too qualified I know, but somehow they got hired). That food service pays rent. It buys food. Is the wealth evenly distributed? Not in the slightest. Is it a problem? Sure! Does one hundred thousand people standing jobless in a protest crowd, declaring that they spend all day applying for jobs get them a job? No. Does uploading photos of themselves holding signs protesting how giant corporations get all the money on their iPhones produced by and bought from those money grubbing Giant corporations prove exactly how much they want to change this?"

etc etc etc
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God Tom Not Again

God Tom Not Again: A common phrase spoken by various after the expected and exceptionally strange acts of idiotic behaviour from anyone who drives a beat up old Ute and has no sense of time.
Idiot - "Hey I will be over in an hour guys!!!!" <Exclamation Marks are essential>
You -"Ok see you then"
*3 Hours Pass*
You - "Where the hell is he?"
*Door Opens and Tom walks in*
Tom - "Hi Guys, sorry im late i ran into a guard rail!!!!!"
You - "God Tom Not Again!"
by TheBruskie May 22, 2010
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Tom riddle stans

Those psychotic girls/boys that like a mass murderer

Warning: Because what you show them

rules:
1.No white slime
2. Basically nothing white or brown
person 1: Have you heard of tom riddle stans?
person 2: yeah those psychotic girls/boys that like a mass murderer

person: I was going to say annoying but that sums it all up
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Tip Toe Tom

One who doesn't address matters directly.
I'm no Tip Toe Tom, I'll tell you straight. You're an asshole.
by Dirtbag McGee March 01, 2022
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Viet Nam Tom

The 67 year old Vietnam veteran who beat the shit out of a young man who was trying to cause trouble in an AC transit bus. Also known as epic beard man, or more formally by his real name Thomas Bruso
"When Viet Nam Tom's around, just shut your mouth, ride the bus and don't be a clown"
by skizai March 03, 2010
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Tom's Disco Day

Brought to you from the makers of Disco Day and Dave's Disco Day.

This is a Disco Day taken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.

The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.

The most audacious Disco Day so far.
Tom did a half marathon on Sunday and tweaked a foot muscle. He made it out on the piss on Sunday evening but hasn't been seen at work since. He must be in a great deal of pain to take a Tom's Disco Day.
by Steve-o April 12, 2006
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Uncle tom ban

When you are blocked from a social media community for being in a racial, cultural, or other category while expressing opinions the category generally disagrees with.
I stated that all you have to do is work hard and get out of poverty in my BLM Facebook group and they gave me an Uncle Tom Ban.
by Diasent December 31, 2021
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